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TERRORISTS:

THREATMETER THANKS YOU FOR THIS EXCITING BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY, BUT HOPES THAT YOU WILL NOT MAKE MORE ATTACKS, BECAUSE THERE IS A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN PROFIT AND DANGER. THE THREAT OF DANGER IS GOOD FOR PROFIT AND THE GOVERNMENT, BUT ACTUAL DANGER IS BAD FOR EVERYONE. IF YOU ARE A TERRORIST CONSIDERING ACTUAL DANGER, WE WOULD ASK YOU TO FOCUS INSTEAD ON THE THREAT OF DANGER, AND NOT TO MAKE REAL DANGER. WE LIKE SELLING THREATMETERS AND MAKING PROFIT, BUT WE PREFER TO LIVE IN A WORLD WITH LOW DANGER. THANK YOU FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION.

SINCERELY,
THE MANAGEMENT